Alligator

a furry snake that chews on Bunnies. it is the only thing capable of standing up to a cat. this fuzzy rodent can scratch you from 200ft away. if you crouch and hold some cooked salmon to it you can tame it within 3-6 tries. once tamed it will show floating hearts. but be careful. alligators chew on people.

small child: oh my frickity frakin' crap! an alligator!
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok

and they lived happily ever after.

by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019

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Alligator, a type of dog native to Florida. A Florida man 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 pet, grab, or punch an alligator to be recognized.

“Dude, you should have seen how John handled the Florida Man acceptance test.”
“What did he do?”
“He pet an alligator like it was a dog.”
“You dumbass, alligators are basically dogs for Florida men, so of course he treated it like one!”

by Zesty Croc May 28, 2023

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A term of endearment used against Southern American people who support Far Authoritarian Right-Wing Political ideals like Slavery, Segregation, White Supremacy, Genocide, Closed Borders and White-American Christianity. It was originally used against Confederates during the Civil War and is still prescribed to people who call themselves Southern Nationalists or Confederates in the modern day. The Term is also a Synonym of the more recent Term "Dixiecrat", used to describe these same people.

"..Oh, way down South, in the Land of Traitors, Rattlesnakes and Alligators..

by Have funnn July 23, 2021

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A Florida dangerous log

Friend: Hey, look, there is a Florida dangerous log in the lake! Other friend: Wait, what is that? Me: It's an Alligator! Life guard: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE LAKE!

by Galexygirl2711 October 31, 2020

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