Alastair Wright

amazing in every single way girls go mental when they see him. He also resembles a celery stick.

GIRL: WOOOOOOOW hes so hot must be an Alastair Wright

by gigglemyshniggle April 28, 2011

alis

Alis is cool and fun to hang around
She fine ass hell she a meal and fw a few she shy.Alis I s pretty and hiding pain on the inside.Ali's can dance and get any nigga she want alis got a lil booty but make it move. Alis is funny ans act mental in life.Alis is so romantic can dance and everything. Alis is tall and smart.Ali's is the best you can get

If you got a Alis don't let her go❤

by Lil laala November 27, 2018

Alise

Alise is actually a human subject created by me and my fellow friend.
It can also be considered as a cult.
You are welcome to join us.

example: we are subject of Alise.

she looks stupid she might be one of the subject of Alise.

by levi's h0e October 12, 2020

Alisha

If you ever come across a beautiful fat cow who looks like she is willing to stay with you, have never ending conversations, stay up talking about the most absurd things in the world, match your energy and be as weird as you, surely that's an Alisha you've encountered.

Despite not being funny, Alisha somehow makes people laugh with her "jokes." She may not have a sense of humor, but her personality traits and a few other things, such as her infectious smile, her warm hugs, her expertise at mini golf, and her never-ending kisses, more than make up for it.

The best part about being with this cow is unlocking core memories with her and being able to enjoy every second of your life in her presence no matter how bad the "joke" is or how sleepy she becomes at night.

Everyone should have an Alisha in their lives.

Person 1: It's been 3 months since I've spent my life with a bandar and I love it.

Person 2: Surely thats an Alisha!

by YourFatCartoon February 10, 2023

Alishaanti

Alishaanti is Jack from All Time Low.
likes to eat mountain dew, give blumpkins and masturbate to mozart.

"OMFG did you see Alishaanti's new nikes?" "Ew no i hate Alishaanti because of her i dun go on aim anymore D=" "ALISHAANTI SO STOLE THOSE NIKES FROM ME"

by gabanti June 22, 2008

Alistair

He has a weird haircut, because he shaved it with his mum's pubic hair shaver. He is on the spectrum and likes to touch women inappropriately. He annoys girl's which have boyfriends, his dick is so small that it could be non-existent and no girl likes him or would like to have gang gang bang with.

"Look at Alistair, he has his small dick out again,"
"Ye, he is so autistic"

by Dr. John Howard of Harvard February 13, 2022

alistair

Noun: from the ancient greek for "one whom is milky and naked," an alistair traditionally spends most of his/her time fondling themselves and defecating in public beauty spots whilsts covering themselves in milk and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.

"Your kid sam has turned into a real alistair, we're almost out of milk and there's skid marks and spunk stains all over the the town memorial."

by Alistair the Anaconda July 4, 2007