Alcoholism 

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.

Alcoholism is growing up so fast!

Alcoholism by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

Alcohol 

The drug that we have to take to get high because cannabis is illegal.

"Hey, man. Got any weed?"

"Nope. I'm fresh out."

"Damn it. Looks like we'll have to drink alcohol, then."

"Yep!"

Alcohol by Rizzmeister June 19, 2013

alcohol 

Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.

alcohol by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Alcohol 

The antidote to reality.

reality is for people that can't handle drugs and alcohol.

Alcohol by SuperTech August 27, 2006

Alcohollanders 

People from Holland which consume a lot of alcohol. A group of people who are in the center of attention at parties and other gatherings.

-Hey, who are those guys? There making a lot of noise, playing their music loud and making a party of everything.
--They are Alcohollanders!
-I want to be like that..

Alcohollanders by Alcohollander October 27, 2008

Alcoholesbianism 

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

Alcoholesbianism by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

alcohol face 

the medical term for the bloating of the facial area due attending college and spending the first semester drinking 24/7. and every semester henceforth.

girl 1: yo have you seen Zach lately?
girl 2: yea, he's got mad alcohol face. what a shame.

alcohol face by half-pint havoc May 17, 2011