aggressive napping

1. A short sleep which you will let NOTHING stand in the way of. Usually done by a person who works more than five days in a row in a given week or works multiple jobs.

2. When you nap so hard that you beat the crap out of that nap.

"A person found aggressive napping may become irritable or even violent if woken up"

by EnniferJay August 16, 2014

aggressive kisser

A person who is known for their violent and forceful abilities while kissing.

Guy 1: "That girl Paula is such an aggressive kisser. She shoved her tongue into my throat"

Guy 2: "Thats hot"

Guy 3: "Ew"

by PAULAREVEALER April 7, 2016

Aggresexual

The name given to someone who is very aggressive sexually. If they are not having sex they are vigorously masturbating to day time television. Aggresexuals are not happy with simple sex they like things dirty and have a fetish for household objects such as toasters, hair straighteners and even lamps.

My boyfriend Alex is such a aggresexual who is constantly turned on even when I feel I have fulfilled his needs. He's forever taking the lamp and my straighteners and putting them up his arse.

by Mossy_Bank June 17, 2016

Aggressive meat sack

When you jack off too hard that your testicles fly out

Timmy had to go to the hospital because he got an aggressive meat sack

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Aggravated Flexing

When a person puts on like they about something which they are not.In order to try to impress a someone they just met...

bro all this aggravated flexing is unnecessary and unwarranted

by timmay!!!!!!loud August 5, 2018

Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.

Today is National Aggravate John Day.

by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020

Aggressive-Quantifying

When an angry person perceives repeated events occurring (real or not), and complains aggressively about it. Can be used in vague units "multiple times, many times," or in specific numerical units. Pissed-off people often use the verbal attack when they don't get what they want, (or get what they don't want). It can also be used out of desperation to try to belittle or undermine their victim's intelligence.

POP = Pissed-off person

Scenario A:
POP: I have ASKED you nicely three times already to go take this document to the main office, IDIOT!!!!
Victim: If you pull any of this aggressive-quantifying crap on me, you can forget about having me do it. Besides, you look fit enough to do it yourself.

Scenario B:

Victim: So was this what you meant by this?
POP: ***angry sigh*** YES. I SAID that FIVE MINUTES ago.
Victim: What, so you're now a stopwatch, Miss Aggressive-Quantifier? Are you saying I'm stupid for asking a request?

Scenario C:

POP: Oh my GAWD, you had SEVEN freaking chances to say hi to him. He won't know you if you don't talk to him.
Victim: I would, but your aggressive-quantifying is doing nothing to help me.

Scenario D:
Victim: You mind giving me that list?
POP: I gave you the list multiple times, moron!
Victim: I was just asking kindly. You don't need to aggressively-quantify any trivial things!

Scenario E:
Victim: **Paints picture with grace**
POP:***Yanks art tools from painter, then ruins it.*** There. It shouldn't take you more than FIFTEEN MINUTES to finish this painting.
Victim: What the hell is wrong with you? You ruined my artwork, aggressive-quantifier!!

by Playrr May 10, 2020