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Aggresexual 

The name given to someone who is very aggressive sexually. If they are not having sex they are vigorously masturbating to day time television. Aggresexuals are not happy with simple sex they like things dirty and have a fetish for household objects such as toasters, hair straighteners and even lamps.
My boyfriend Alex is such a aggresexual who is constantly turned on even when I feel I have fulfilled his needs. He's forever taking the lamp and my straighteners and putting them up his arse.
Aggresexual by Mossy_Bank June 17, 2016
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agrasexual 

A person who has an overwhelming urge to shove rocks up their anus
Darn, Jake. Don't be such an agrasexual and have anul with a rock
agrasexual by Anderpz May 17, 2017

agrosexual 

n. A heterosexual female who who displays characteristics generally viewed as masculine, androgynous, or otherwise instrumental, such as being intensely muscular, aggressive, or tough-acting, wearing men's clothing, not participating in stereotypical feminine activity, etc. Compare metrosexual.

adj. Of or pertaining to agrosexuals.

abbr. agro

origin: Gk. agros, farm + Lat. sexus. Coined in contrast to metrosexual (metropolitan homosexual), i.e. metropolitan (large city) vs. agrarian (rural), since the stereotypical tough-acting female is of a rural upbringing.
She's definitely not a lesbian, but she acts so tough that she must be agrosexual.
agrosexual by DRS July 28, 2005

Aggrosexual 

Acting out one's aggression through sexual comments, innuendo, or action.
"I hate it when you leave, get your hands back up on me, bitch." he said very aggrosexually.
Aggrosexual by Naikkon September 19, 2013

agrosexual 

A man who loves plants especially trees more than people regardless their gender.
Frankie is such an agrosexual. Instead of going out with that hot girl, he planted a tree.
agrosexual by Timmi the Squid April 21, 2019

agrosexual 

a male who has farmed or currently farms and displays strong metrosexual tendencies.
My agrosexual friend talked about his favorite designer labels as he shoveled the manure from his chicken barn.
agrosexual by thechucker August 21, 2007

aggrexual 

I am an aggrexual