Aggressive-Quantifying 

When an angry person perceives repeated events occurring (real or not), and complains aggressively about it. Can be used in vague units "multiple times, many times," or in specific numerical units. Pissed-off people often use the verbal attack when they don't get what they want, (or get what they don't want). It can also be used out of desperation to try to belittle or undermine their victim's intelligence.

POP = Pissed-off person

Scenario A:
POP: I have ASKED you nicely three times already to go take this document to the main office, IDIOT!!!!
Victim: If you pull any of this aggressive-quantifying crap on me, you can forget about having me do it. Besides, you look fit enough to do it yourself.

Scenario B:

Victim: So was this what you meant by this?
POP: ***angry sigh*** YES. I SAID that FIVE MINUTES ago.
Victim: What, so you're now a stopwatch, Miss Aggressive-Quantifier? Are you saying I'm stupid for asking a request?

Scenario C:

POP: Oh my GAWD, you had SEVEN freaking chances to say hi to him. He won't know you if you don't talk to him.
Victim: I would, but your aggressive-quantifying is doing nothing to help me.

Scenario D:
Victim: You mind giving me that list?
POP: I gave you the list multiple times, moron!
Victim: I was just asking kindly. You don't need to aggressively-quantify any trivial things!

Scenario E:
Victim: **Paints picture with grace**
POP:***Yanks art tools from painter, then ruins it.*** There. It shouldn't take you more than FIFTEEN MINUTES to finish this painting.
Victim: What the hell is wrong with you? You ruined my artwork, aggressive-quantifier!!

Aggressive-Quantifying by Playrr May 10, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012