after dinner bint

A woman that you have to take out for an expensive meal to fuck.

"You shouldn't get yourself an after dinner bint. All that'll happen is that you lose money and get the clap."

by Oni-91 July 4, 2009

Afterbatin'

The detrimental effect you encounter where you're stream of urine goes in at least 2, if not more, different directions while taking a piss after masturbation.

John: Damn dude afterbatin' got me again, I just pissed all over the towels by my toilet.
Fred: Ah you gotta watch that afterbatin' it'll get ya every time.

by DaBoot July 15, 2009

After Funk

The last few drops of urine that end up in your underwear, pants, or running down your leg, usually from under-shaking.

Especially awkward in shorts, when the fluid can run visibly down your leg.

If left untreated for extended periods of time, it can often create an uncomfortable odor, that repels other people, but often attracts insects.

Example #1: Harold was in a hurry, so when he shook and pulled up his pants, he was not surprised about his dose of After Funk.

Example #2: "Ahhh, dude I just got like a tablespoon of After Funk!"

by Totsjeal May 1, 2010

Afterbum

When you sit on a seat someone else has been sitting on recently, and it's still warm. Also known as seat heat. (Ew!)

Bill: Why aren't you sitting down?
Joe: The seat is still warm - I think someone sat here before me...
Bill: Ew, gross, I wouldn't sit on a chair with afterbum...

by Elcibieties September 15, 2010

After Whistle All-Star

Someone who does a spectacular thing during an athletic competition, after the whistle was blown and the rest of the players stopped competing.

As the referee called the forward for a foul the After Whistle All-Star came dribbling in an dunked the ball.

by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

after cuddle

The after cuddle is the snuggling session preformed after sexual interactions.

That after cuddle really sealed the deal.

Do you wanna cuddle?
-only if it's an after cuddle ;)

by After cuddler April 9, 2016

After-gasm

Shocks of orgasm women get after sex, like the aftershock of an earthquake

Guy: "Are you okay? You're shaking!"
Girl: "I'm okay! Just some after-gasms!"

by Steinbrecher May 17, 2016