An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
by Sergeant Gay-ming August 11, 2017
Get the Alfie Johnsonmug. by OneFool December 22, 2022
Get the Johnson Packmug. The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.
by RealTailDragger November 9, 2010
Get the Johnson Gatemug. by Someone somthing May 19, 2018
Get the mason johnsonmug. Fuckboy Johnson: "Dude I can bench like 3543533532643634574574563454 pounds bro, fight me."
Bob: "Shut the hell up, Fuckboy Johnson."
Bob: "Shut the hell up, Fuckboy Johnson."
by OneKillWonder September 18, 2016
Get the Fuckboy Johnsonmug. by Hester shaw August 26, 2013
Get the Marlton Johnsonmug. by DonniesGrapes January 26, 2018
Get the Cummy Johnsonmug.