Johnson Pack

When you open a pack on Rainbow Six Siege with your penis

"Bro I pulled a johnson pack black ice yesterday"

by OneFool December 22, 2022

Marlton Johnson

A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.

Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.

by Hester shaw August 26, 2013

mason johnson

Mason johnson a kinda man who smart hard working loves his women and has a huge dick

Give it to me mason johnson

by Someone somthing May 19, 2018

Johnson Gate

The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.

Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.

by RealTailDragger November 9, 2010

puke johnson

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.

I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

Cummy Johnson

After you pull out, you cum in your hand and slap her across the face.

I gave Rebecca that cummy Johnson last night.

by DonniesGrapes January 26, 2018

major johnson

A saucy grandad with a 12 inch schlongg, loves a cheeky saville inspired bum in the shower. Likes to drive minibuses with 20 kids in the back.
"How longs the journey sir?"

"12 inches"

Lectures on windage may result in a cheeky finger and a smirk to wake you up.
"How long's your barrel?"

Watch out, Major Johnsons about

by grevs February 10, 2017