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indian mummy

Decides to have a child,...then after child is born...regrets giving birth to child, then blames child for being born...
Indian mummy is very controlling and very feminine...she likes to gossip, go to parties, eat channa masala, beat you with chappal, and she is obviously a bollywood movie fanatic who has a crush on Hrithik Roshan...indian mummy enjoys watching her children drown in studies and extracurricular activities, overfeeding her children, and beating them with a slipper,...so watch out!
My indian mummy beat me with a slipper for simply using my phone for five minutes...
by leother1 July 6, 2023
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Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025
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Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.
Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.
by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025
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mummy

Mommy but ITS BETTER.
Mommy is so sexy but i prefer to call her mummy.
by Maryy_dddd September 6, 2022
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mummy peaker

an amazing, funny and exceptionally brilliant women someone that everyone can get along with and people want to be around
mummy peakers everyday lifestyle lookind after baby peaker
by katy hill April 29, 2010
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A Mummy

Put your hand in ice water for 10 minutes. Remove and wrap with gauze or elastic wrap, you should be able to feel the coldness of your hand. Begin to masterbate.
I did A Mummy last night, it was a chilling experience.
by Scroate April 27, 2022
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