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Johnson Gate

The furthest-out gate on an airline terminal, especially when you have a tight connecting flight...like 12 minutes to get from F33 to A17. When you've run from one gate to another you had better check to see if you left your johnson back on the earlier flight.
Fuck, I'm going to have to do the cardiac dash between johnson gates.
by RealTailDragger November 9, 2010
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mason johnson

Mason johnson a kinda man who smart hard working loves his women and has a huge dick
by Someone somthing May 19, 2018
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Benjamin Johnson

Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.
If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.
by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 8, 2019
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Alfie Johnson

An Alfie Johnson is a breed of alien that invades earth once every 23 milliseconds to steal a Big Mac Burger from a starving African child.

The Alfie Johnson breed has become very rare and are almost extinct due to 12 Year old kids accidentally raping them thinking that they are, in fact, 3"1 BBW Dead Nan's. There are thought to be less than 10 left in existence.
Fuck You Man, Why are you acting like an Alfie Johnson.... I need that Burger to survive!
by Sergeant Gay-ming August 11, 2017
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Marlton Johnson

A God among three other people. No one has as much swag as the engineer of destiny.
Dayum. Marlton Johnson is sassy.
by Hester shaw August 26, 2013
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puke johnson

Slapping style of bass playing associated with funk music.
I been diggin' on some Red Hot Chili Peppers lately. That little ugly dude in his drawers can get all over that puke johnson shit, man...
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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johnson lover

One who expresses love towards male genitalia
The workers found out their boss was a johnson lover the other day.
by bolt06 September 21, 2016
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