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Tooth Dookie

When someone is so irritating that you want to punch them in the mouth to the effect that a tooth is knocked out, swallowed, processed, and expelled (along with the requisite pain that comes from passing a tooth).
I'm so angry at my boss, I want to smack him and make him do some tooth dookie.
by Taechin January 8, 2016
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Dookie Butter

When someone is bad at something they would be referred as dookie butter trash.
My guy, your aim is Dookie Butter!
by M4RSHM4N_H0UR December 8, 2020
mugGet the Dookie Buttermug.

Dookie Drapes

flaps that hang down on the back side of the Beef Drapes often getting poop on them if wiped back to front.
Bellinghams Smith Lex wiped back to front so many times without showering that the rear side of her Beef Drapes turned into Dookie Drapes.
by BlackFromTheWaistDownBeck/Hill December 25, 2019
mugGet the Dookie Drapesmug.

Dookie Fury

When you're in a rush and really have to piss, so you go into the bathroom to do your buisness, but realize you have to take a dump as well; immediately becoming enraged and angry.
Seth: holy crap i have to take a major leak!
Dammit! i gotta shit too. now I'm late and I have Dookie Fury!!!!!!!!
by J to the gangsta G skillet August 26, 2010
mugGet the Dookie Furymug.

dookie logic

Shit "logic," i.e. stupid "logic." Illogical.
1. He used dookie logic when he told me "I missed work today because I ran out of corn."

2. That's the most dookie logic I've ever heard. In fact, that's the DOOKIEST logic I've ever heard!
by dookied July 23, 2006
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Dookie-drunk

At this point in time you become the drunkest (man, woman) on earth. You CAN NOT do ANY THING, not even vomit or speak. You are a complete waste and everyone knows it.
Man, this whole fuckin' weekend I've been too goddamn dookie-drunk to fuck or fight.
mugGet the Dookie-drunkmug.

Dookie nut

When one sits In a males lap, grinds their butt firmly Into the mans groin and rips a hard fart making their nuts smell like dookie.
To get back at her boyfriend for a prank she sat in his lap enticingly and gave him a bad set of dookie nuts
by Mattychomper September 28, 2018
mugGet the Dookie nutmug.

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