Zen

A funny guy who goes to washinton latin, in DC

Zen is cool

by LOTTIEHATER February 4, 2022

zen house

Zen House is the kind of house music that instantly puts you in a chill spot by a waterfall, surrounded by the serene sounds of chirping birds. With a spicy plantain snack and a fresh fruit bowl within reach, and a glass of Pinot Grigio or a nice cold beer in hand, you find yourself dancing and snacking, totally immersed in the moment. It's all about being fully Zen, relaxed, and not worrying about things you cannot change, simply living in the harmony of beats and nature.

"That party was amazing, Zen House all night long, feeling totally refreshed and worry-free."

by ratseggs March 5, 2024

Zen Bully

someone who is toxic as hell -- while remaining convinced that they are a really good person.

It's a form of cognitive dissonance. "I'm so Zen, i couldn't possibly be mean!"

Ah yeah, Elaine's a total Zen Bully. She treats people like shit all day but thinks she's mother theresa.

by arrmon September 20, 2022

Zen Parking

The art of not actively seeking the parking space. It will present itself to you.

We were trying to find a parking spot but it was packed. As soon as Mike stopped trying to find a spot, boom! there it was. - Zen Parking.

by Paul Gauguin November 21, 2013

zen hakuren

A name meaning Calm White Ripple.

My Name is Zen Hakuren

by Zen Hakuren February 27, 2017

Pedo zen

A pedophilic idiot who is a Willy on kik stay away from him have a good day

Pedo zen A pedophilic idiot who is a Willy on kik stay away from him have a good day

by Sir Richardson July 25, 2021

Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.

by WildWill March 10, 2024