spinning yogurt

The act of a man ejaculating but the other party hasn't so he keeps going until they get off.
A gentleman keeps spinning yogurt until the lady finishes as well.
This dude I banged was straight spinning yogurt waiting for me to finish and I think I love him for it.
by Lady Creep October 25, 2017
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Yogurt Gun

¨awh man put your yogurt gun in me¨
by qwoqwo November 19, 2021
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Spill Yogurt

When you cum, or masturbate. Or Jack off.
Man I was watchin’ some Hentai and I couldn’t help but spill yogurt.
by Dum Fuk May 04, 2019
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Cunnilingus yogurt

Eating yogurt out of a woman s pussy.
At the county fairgrounds midway- biff- let's check out that booth. Look.it says cunnilingus yogurt-3 licks.only five dollars. Cliff: such a deal! Let's do it!
by 4realazitgits March 07, 2021
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yogurt jipsu

Yogurt Jipsu - The Art Of Consuming A Large Amount Og Yogurt In One Sitting At A Fast Pace.
Oh wow, look at Jessie eating all that yogurt in one sitting super fast! She must be doing some yogurt jipsu!
by Yogurt Jipsu January 01, 2020
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yogurt optometry

Nonsense. Something that is rediculously untrue.

Derived from strip mall signs for a frozen yogurt shop and eye specialist positioned too close together.
"1+1=3? That's yogurt optometry!"

"So you say they're passing out money at the bank, eh? Sounds like a bunch of yogurt optometry to me!"
by Timo July 19, 2004
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yogurt machine

When you take a condom stick, it in your partner's anus then blow it up. After that you cum inside it and push the ass cheeks together to squeeze the air out of the condom and shoot the cum in to your mouth.
Jim:I gave Aunt Stacy a yogurt machine last night and she didn't walk right for a week.

Todd:Yeah I was wondering what happened. Interesting.
by Stefan Ivanov December 15, 2007
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