yogurt bath

to cum in mass quantities all over your girls face. giving her the appearance of a krispy kreme doughnut

man jen had me so worked up when she was giving me head that i pulled out of her mouth and gave her a yogurt bath

by jerkmeoff June 30, 2005

Bald Headed Yogurt Slinger

While driving, your beautiful, tight-ass girlfriend leans over, unzips your pants and starts sucking on your penis like there's no tomorrow. And right when you're about to cum, she grabs your penis and starts slinging it around in circles so it gets all over the steering wheel, the dashboard, windshield, her face, your shirt, etc... It is basically another name for road head, just with a bit of an extra mess... And typically your driving down a mountain on a windy road during the winter.

Holy Shit dude! My girlfriend just gave me a bald headed yogurt slinger, and now i gotta take my car to the wash!

by Doctor Cock Lord 69 December 12, 2010

yogrut

the real word for yogurt. used only by extremely cool kids.

loser: "hey man wanna go get some yogurt?"
cool kid: "nah i wanna get some yogrut!"
loser: "for sure! nice idea!"

by ilovepoopy July 8, 2010

yigara

an acronym meaning "yeah i give a rat's ass". usually used as a sarcastic response to another individual,

Did you see the new show on animal planet with the apes and the squirrels breeding?

YIGARA

by Officer Rheazy November 30, 2011

yogurgasm

When the woman in a yogurt commercial spontaneously climaxes. The magic spoonful will cause the eyelids to flutter, her eyes to roll back in her head, and a coy grin to spread across her face. Not only is this, by demonstration, the best food she has ever tasted, but also the most arousing.

Exec: Jerry! Deadline's here! Where are we at with that new Yoplait TV spot?

Jerry: Uhh... well, we thought we might just run another yogurgasm...

Exec: Jerry, does your advertising genius know no bounds?

by TorqueLugnut October 21, 2012

yogathlete

An athlete that uses Yoga to condition and maintain
or
A person with no athletic ability but does Yoga to get that look

Vince has tendonitus so he does Yoga to help with the pain, he is a yogathlete.
Emily has never played a sport in her life, but doesn't want the Freshman 15, she is a yogathlete.

by www.phewlcenter.com November 7, 2013

Yogasm

When peeling the foil top off of a yogurt cup and the yogurt blasts you in the face and/or chest.

"I had to take a shower after breakfast because my yogurt had a yogasm."

by Junglehop March 28, 2016