yogurgasm 

When the woman in a yogurt commercial spontaneously climaxes. The magic spoonful will cause the eyelids to flutter, her eyes to roll back in her head, and a coy grin to spread across her face. Not only is this, by demonstration, the best food she has ever tasted, but also the most arousing.

Exec: Jerry! Deadline's here! Where are we at with that new Yoplait TV spot?

Jerry: Uhh... well, we thought we might just run another yogurgasm...

Exec: Jerry, does your advertising genius know no bounds?

yogurgasm by TorqueLugnut October 21, 2012

Yogurgasm 

The event at which a man eats so much yogurt, that he poops on his partners back and comes out as a clear yellow liquid. It is very arousing when the man licks it afterwards.

Oh man! I would love to give my cat a yogurgasm!

Yogurgasm by broesty October 31, 2011

Yourgasm 

A shortened term for 'your orgasm' when talking in the first person about another's orgasm.
Usually used around your friends, but can be used in formal conversation to varied results.

"Hey Ricardo, why'd you stop texting me last night? Yourgasm get on your phone keys?"

"Mr. Lopez, these pages are sticking together. I think you got some of yourgasm on the pages. I know what geometry does to you.

Yourgasm by H*ck Yeah February 18, 2009

Yogurtism 

When your are black you can swim in a yogurt bath if you join the KKK

Negros do you want to join KKK
Yes
Do yogurtism to become white as yogurt

Yogurtism by Himan 196 November 15, 2019

yorgasm 

When a partner (male or female) climaxes before the other, and refuses to help the other one reach their climax.

Dude, Tiffany came before me last night and I didn't get my nut at all. The bitch had a yorgasm

yorgasm by dickie d July 31, 2009

Yorgasm 

yogurt orgasm: the sound and frown women do in yogurt advertisement when ingesting the product.

When ashley eats a yoghurt, her yorgasm would make a deaf scream in pain.

Yorgasm by Go@t February 12, 2009

Yourgasm 

For those who don't wait for their partner, that's what their orgasms from this point forward should be called.

Oh, that yourgasm was fast!

Yourgasm by pari_passu1 February 19, 2011