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When the woman in a yogurt commercial spontaneously climaxes. The magic spoonful will cause the eyelids to flutter, her eyes to roll back in her head, and a coy grin to spread across her face. Not only is this, by demonstration, the best food she has ever tasted, but also the most arousing.

Exec: Jerry! Deadline's here! Where are we at with that new Yoplait TV spot?

Jerry: Uhh... well, we thought we might just run another yogurgasm...

Exec: Jerry, does your advertising genius know no bounds?

yogurgasm by TorqueLugnut October 21, 2012

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Yogurgasm

The event at which a man eats so much yogurt, that he poops on his partners back and comes out as a clear yellow liquid. It is very arousing when the man licks it afterwards.

Oh man! I would love to give my cat a yogurgasm!

Yogurgasm by broesty October 31, 2011

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Yourgasm

A shortened term for 'your orgasm' when talking in the first person about another's orgasm.
Usually used around your friends, but can be used in formal conversation to varied results.

"Hey Ricardo, why'd you stop texting me last night? Yourgasm get on your phone keys?"

"Mr. Lopez, these pages are sticking together. I think you got some of yourgasm on the pages. I know what geometry does to you.

Yourgasm by H*ck Yeah February 18, 2009

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Yogurtism

When your are black you can swim in a yogurt bath if you join the KKK

Negros do you want to join KKK
Yes
Do yogurtism to become white as yogurt

Yogurtism by Himan 196 November 15, 2019

yorgasm

When a partner (male or female) climaxes before the other, and refuses to help the other one reach their climax.

Dude, Tiffany came before me last night and I didn't get my nut at all. The bitch had a yorgasm

yorgasm by dickie d July 31, 2009

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Yorgasm

yogurt orgasm: the sound and frown women do in yogurt advertisement when ingesting the product.

When ashley eats a yoghurt, her yorgasm would make a deaf scream in pain.

Yorgasm by Go@t February 12, 2009

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Yourgasm

For those who don't wait for their partner, that's what their orgasms from this point forward should be called.

Oh, that yourgasm was fast!

Yourgasm by pari_passu1 February 19, 2011

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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