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Son: is using animals in biomedical research considered devil-worship to the Unforgiveables?

Father: no, since the Unforgiveables protect private property. Now go take a course in biomedical ethics at McGill university for more information.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2017
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Asclepius worship

A religion that is the revival of the worship of the Greeko-Roman god Asclepius.
He is the son of Apollo and the daughter of Coronis daughter of a king of Thessaly. He is a god of healing and was at first a mortal man. He become such a great healer he could bring the dead back to life. He was killed by Zeus because it interfered with the natural order. But he rose to heaven and now acts as a healer from there.
His worshipers pray to him for health and healing, and his priests practace faith healing.

They also offer free clinics and medical care. They also distribute contraceptives to teens.
He's into Asclepius worship.
by Judge dredd7 August 6, 2011
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Babylonian Pantheon worship

A religion that is the revival of the worship of all the gods of ancient Babylon.
by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011
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worshipwhore

Worshipwhore A pathetic person that constantly sucks up, kisses ass, or worships another person who has a higher social status than themselves to make themselves feel as if they have some sort of importance just by association. This person is usually someone without many friends or aquaintences initially. The Worshipwhoree often just uses the the Worshipwhore because they know they will do anything they tell them to do even if it complicates their morals or values or common sense; simply because they don't want to lose their "social status" within their self worth. It's pretty much a disgusting piteous fake relationship that's a win, win & lose, lose for all parties involved.
Is Gretchen ever going to quit being Regina's miserable little Worshipwhore?
by PixxyHaze May 30, 2017
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Caesar worship

The worship of Julius and Augustus Caesar and the other Roman emperors as gods, and the veneration of the Roman empire. It is most often a part of modern day Roman paganism. The Roman emperors were traditionally worshiped as gods in ancient Rome.
He's into Caesar worship.
by Judge dredd7 August 3, 2011
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Pussy Worshiper

A pussy worshiper is a term that describes a large percentage of males throughout the known world. A pussy worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions were scientific and/or logical. They may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female they worship.
Jack: Hey, Paul! Did you hear about Danny? He's getting married today!
Paul: Really? Well, that's too bad. He's gonna join the famous club...
Jack: What club?
Paul: Don't you know? The pussy worshipers. They're so famous that they have their own circle of Hell! Pussy worshipers are said to be responsible for most unnatural disasters that occur!
by Notaworshiper April 1, 2020
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Pussy Worshiper

A Pussy Worshiper is a term that describes a staggering percentage of males throughout the known world. A Pussy Worshiper is a creature with two testicles, a penis, and a brain that can only follow the orders of a female creature equipped with a pussy, regardless of whether or not the directions given were scientific, ethical, and/or logical. A Pussy Worshiper may NOT under any circumstances follow a male creature like themselves. They will drag their feet and scream and cry and die and protest like hell before they become receptive to the words of males; this no-longer unique class of subhumans only find comfort and sanctuary by following a female friend, a female neighbor, or even a female stranger. They will do anything to satisfy the pussy and with enough convincing, many of these worshipers do not mind it if their leader/significant other uses their pussy to satisfy the neighbor and his 47 buddies. Due to their wishy-washy character, lack of courage, and their dishonesty (with themselves, primarily), the Pussy Worshipers are thought to be responsible for most of the world's setbacks. They are an invisible instinctive tail of the female pussy they worship.
Jack: Would ya look at that, Nelson is having his 50th wedding anniversary with Sandie... sniffle...I'm sorry, Paul, it just brings a tear to my eye.
Paul (silently): On the slave-AHEM-Nelson's 49th wedding anniversary, he personally told me that he hated Sandie with a burning passion, that he couldn't stand her, and how one day, he'd... show her. Yeah, he'd stand up and show her who the goddamn man of the house is. Well, that never happened. I guess that ball and chain of his (wedding ring) keeps him flat on his ass. What a sad, sad predicament Nelson the Pussy Worshiper has lowered himself into. Clearly Jack doesn't know jackshit. #freeNelson
by notaworshiper July 29, 2022
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