woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016

Woody and Buzz

The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?

Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

spark a woody

Means to light a blunt, since weed is often called tree and trees have wood.

Spark a Woody get a buzz like lightyear

by RottenPoop October 20, 2017

Poody woody

A term of adoration for a poodle dog.

Who’s that Poody woody?!

by Poodylover1234 November 17, 2023

Afgan woody

Term used to describe the Afghanistan faction of woodys empire

Woodys empire stretches worldwide the afgan woodys are latest faction of cult.

by afgan woody August 30, 2021

A Woody

When you crush your penis in between two 2x4s and start jerking it.

Bob: I had A Woody two days ago!
Joe: That's the reason why your penis needed surgery?

by Cowboy 66421 May 20, 2025

woody flip

when you take a viagra and ecstacy at the same time obviously for sexual reasons

Mario : Man these pills are kinda downers not sure if I'm gunna be able to get up....if you know wut I mean

Daved: why don't you just woody flip

by Jukeb0x June 19, 2009