She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".
by Dankmemetrash666 January 20, 2016
Like a memelord, but much more powerful. A memesus' memes are so dank, they can give you a memegasm just by looking at them. They are like the Jesus of memes, and extremely rare.
I might have just seen a memesus, because I made eye contact with a memelicious stranger and I suddenly memed my pants. I'm not trolling you, there is spaghetti and doggos in my panties.
by Dankmemetrash666 May 03, 2016
He had a total clit fetish! He sucked, flicked, bit, and stared at my clit for hours, and wasn't the least bit interested in getting a blowjob or actual sex...
by Dankmemetrash666 May 03, 2016