Definitions by Dankmemetrash666

clit fetish

(N.) An obsession with the clitoris of a female body

He had a total clit fetish! He sucked, flicked, bit, and stared at my clit for hours, and wasn't the least bit interested in getting a blowjob or actual sex...

clit fetish by Dankmemetrash666 May 21, 2016

memesus 

Like a memelord, but much more powerful. A memesus' memes are so dank, they can give you a memegasm just by looking at them. They are like the Jesus of memes, and extremely rare.

I might have just seen a memesus, because I made eye contact with a memelicious stranger and I suddenly memed my pants. I'm not trolling you, there is spaghetti and doggos in my panties.

memesus by Dankmemetrash666 May 21, 2016

woodies goodies 

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

woodies goodies by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016