by Anonymous March 1, 2003
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Thank god we got so many fucking one platoon wonders. telling us what we do. it is just impossible to think how we ever fought the war without them. Lets all grow beards never cut our hair and tell the C.O. to go fuck himself. It must be the right thing to do I mean thats what the one platoon wonders want.
by captain fucko February 6, 2010
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Very derogatory term for an upper-class Brit, frequently one who gained his position via nepotism or other social connections, not through his own competence.
The trademark recessive chin is thought to be due to inbreeding.
The trademark recessive chin is thought to be due to inbreeding.
The new guy? He's just a chinless wonder HQ sent down here to get him out of their hair for a while. I hear his father's on the board...
by Rosignol October 20, 2006
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Michael: Yo G.O.B., why'd you penetrate Tony Wonder?
G.O.B.: I though it was myself dawg! He was wearing this trippy latex mask of my face, my guy!
G.O.B.: I though it was myself dawg! He was wearing this trippy latex mask of my face, my guy!
by juicymiggler June 11, 2018
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Earthbound spirit.
Ghost in the form, of a mongoose.
And I have hands.
And I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
Thou wilt never, know what I am.
I am the fifth dimension, and I'll split the atom.
And if you see me, you're paralyzed.
Pillar of salt, you're mummified.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
And I was born, 1852.
And I was born, in India.
And I shall haunt, like the Buggane.
With such weird noise, and clanking chains.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
I stay banished to underground.
Jim, let me go. I watch like Hell.
And I have hands, and I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
Eighth wonder of the world.
You'll never get to see.
What in the name of God can I be?
Earthbound spirit.
Ghost in the form, of a mongoose.
And I have hands.
And I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall, I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
Thou wilt never, know what I am.
I am the fifth dimension, and I'll split the atom.
And if you see me, you're paralyzed.
Pillar of salt, you're mummified.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know, I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
And I was born, 1852.
And I was born, in India.
And I shall haunt, like the Buggane.
With such weird noise, and clanking chains.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am a...
Freak.
I stay banished to underground.
Jim, let me go. I watch like Hell.
And I have hands, and I have feet.
I'll never die, I am a freak.
Hello, I'm here, I'm living in the wall. I know I might be small, but I am the eighth wonder.
Eighth wonder of the world.
You'll never get to see.
What in the name of God can I be?
by that idiot in the corner July 28, 2021
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1) Charles: "They follow Lucas everywhere."
Jimmy: "I wonder why they do that."
2) Alice: "She just gave Lucas a piece of gum."
Jessica: "I wonder why she does that."
3) Li: "I wonder why I get in trouble for talking and not Lucas."
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Jimmy: "I wonder why they do that."
2) Alice: "She just gave Lucas a piece of gum."
Jessica: "I wonder why she does that."
3) Li: "I wonder why I get in trouble for talking and not Lucas."
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by Anonymous210 June 5, 2011
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origin: when a woman decides she no longer desires to be a woman and gets a sex change, her vagina becomes mangled and turns into an origami penis. The only way for it to get hard is for it to fill up with "her" pussy juices
origin: when a woman decides she no longer desires to be a woman and gets a sex change, her vagina becomes mangled and turns into an origami penis. The only way for it to get hard is for it to fill up with "her" pussy juices
When Jason took Lashonda home after dinner for a night of passion, he was shocked when he pulled her moist panties off to be staring down the barrel of her Juicy Wonder Dick
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