Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"
You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"
by knifer May 23, 2008
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
An old heavy big screen tv. Not a flat screen. So heavy a robber could not carry it out of your house.
by nygadfly September 10, 2012
by Ritgard123 March 10, 2016
A program under which employees within a publicly traded company are hired for their job for no other reason than they are related to a high paid and/or high ranking employee. This person is characteristically under qualified, over paid, and lacking in contribution.
1.) The General Managers daughter just got hired as a new assistant that makes six people in the office on white-collar welfare.
2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
by CorpWorkerBee February 03, 2011
A noun used to describe the tendency of certain competition-based video games to give extra help (such as rare weapons or tools) to the player in last place.
Anthony: Finally I beat you at Mario Race.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
Robert: Thats just because you got a Star at the last minute. Fuckent Video Game Welfare.
by marioracer December 29, 2009