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weiner in the dark look

the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".
Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"

Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."
by lingling1992 December 3, 2013
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Steamy Weiners

Lyrics:

"Steamy Weiners, how I love them
and I want them in my mouth"
by Bobbi Schmool July 14, 2006
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Congressman Weiner

The act of sending a naked picture, and getting it sent around to others; getting caught doing so.
Dude! Allysa pulled a Congressman Weiner!
by vanozzy24 November 22, 2011
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weiner tag

A game played in which one person either hits, slaps, pops, or grazes your weiner. Can also be partaken upon by showing your cock and/or balls to the opposing victim.
"Weiner Tag"!

"I just weiner tagged you"!
by ace71730 July 2, 2006
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weiner sauce

Semen, jizz, cum, or the stuff that comes out of a penis during the climax of sexual pleasure
I hate it when I get weiner sauce all over my sheets!
by WANGWRANGLA December 7, 2006
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Soggy Weiner

To Give a man a Blow jay while he is very soft :D
RANDY: yo broseph i just got THE best Soggy Weiner from my GF
IT WAS GREAT

Homo:Doubt it
by HONDO! March 27, 2009
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Peener Weiner

Male penis that has the shape of a hotdog.
His peener weiner was to small to fit in Pete’s newly purchased athletic cup.
by Rosie buttcheeks May 27, 2018
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