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Dork wedge

A wedge of numerous dorks of all shades, a blob of dorks.
The dork wedge was slowly moving up the sidewalk, laughing at that dude like there was something wrong with him for having the audacity to be there on a sidewalk they owned.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021
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Wedging

Wedging is a sexual practise. When a person has a shit in the chamber, engaging in anal sexual intercourse.

Using the penis (or strap on), to push the brown beast back inside the outer intestine - for the recipient its feeling like the penis is double the length.

Often this is repeated, removing the penis. Allowing the chamber to reload. Before entering again.
"I have the condom on, let's get ready to do some wedging. We're going deep."
by RoughMonkey May 2, 2025
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abductor wedge

A medical device or cushion designed to help maintain proper positioning and alignment of the legs, particularly after certain types of surgery or to prevent hip joint contractures in individuals with limited mobility.
Surgeon 1: Be careful, you know what happened last time
Surgeon 2: I know, but this time I will not destroy the abductor wedge again
by Overall1728 September 21, 2023
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Wedge Salad

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.
Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.
by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024
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Cheese wedging

The act of gnawing on a girls vagina voraciously until it bleeds during cunnilingus then shouting "cheese it lads I gotta go in the hidey hole. From that point you sodomize your partner instead.
"Yo bro I was cheese wedging my girl the other day and now she's mad what do I do?"

"I dunno bro did you use lube before part two?"

"No"

"I'd be mad too"
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