wedge man

A hard cunt

Wow, that guy over there just took out eight people with one punch, he's such a wedge man

by Hard Cunt December 1, 2015

Wedding Cake Face

Similar to a cake face, but with an extreme amount of excess make-up. Like a wedding cake because of additional layers and an over-the-top attempt to look extravagant.

"That girl over there's wearing way too much make-up, what a cake face."
"Dawg she's not just a cake face, she's a wedding cake face."

by OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK June 13, 2009

spare prick at a wedding

used when u feel lonely or in times u feel out of place.

friend: do u want to come out with me and my girlfriend?

you: jesus no! ill be a spare prick at a wedding!

by scottmeister October 24, 2007

Wedding

A huge waste of time and money.

This wedding will be so expensive.

by Insert Epic Pseudonym Here August 17, 2010

white wedding

A wedding in which the bride can wear white for the traditional reason, that she is a virgin. Extremely rare these days, so much that it is often used ironically, such as in the Billy Idol song.

Drew: "I can't believe my little sister is getting married."
Billy: "Yeah, it's a nice day for a white wedding. HAHAHAHA!!!"
Drew: "Shut up dude, she's a virgin."
Billy: "Riiight...I seem to remember one night after she finished at the strip club, it was me, Joey, Kevin, Dan, Dr. Dre, the Dave Matthews Band, the Denver Broncos, the Penn State chapters of SAE, Sigma Chi, and KA, the guys from 'Jackass'...yeah, we all hit that."
Drew: "You idiot. Indabutt doesn't count."
Billy: "Sorry, man, you're right. She's as pure as the driven snow. I guess that's why she's 6 months pregnant and your dad's standing behind the groom with a shotgun while he sweats like a pig in a sauna."
Drew: "What the fuck?!? That dirty little slut!"

by Nick D July 22, 2004

weedeating

The use of a gas powered Line Trimmer to cut weeds, trim grass ect... Also useful in the clearing of underbrush with the use of a saw blade attachment on the trimmer.

After I mowed the grass, I spent the rest the evening weedeating.

by Christopher Rich January 2, 2009

wedding

a spiffy ceremony in which two people get married only to divorce/kill eachother a year later.

"when i say shotgun, you say wedding"

by *bambi October 6, 2005