penis waving

when you get a boner and tense up your muscles to wave goodbye to a girl as she gets off your dick.

tyler threw her off after ejaculating and penis waving with his dick, kicking her out cause she a hoe.

by penis wave September 19, 2016

Wig-wearing asshole

Donald Trump, the president of the United States of America. He's an asshole that wears a wig

Jerry: "did you see Donald trump on the news yesterday?"
John: "Ha! You mean that wig-wearing asshole?"

by Dick biscuit July 19, 2018

girls wearing lots of rings

Yea she’s probably gay or bi or pan or something. She might have a hoop side nose piercing or a septum as well. Lots of rings is something fellow gays can usually tell the sexuality’s of others with. Along with things like cuffed pants and colorful dyed hair.

Lesbian: Ahhh i wanna go up and make a move but i don’t know if she’s straight or not.

Friend: That girls wearing lots of rings and has the bottom portion of her head buzzed, she’s definitely a little fruity.

by suckmyjuicytoes July 17, 2021

Knockoff Affliction tee shirt wearing guys

These are considered the cheaper version of the already horrifically douche tee shirts made by Affliction. They are typically worn by 30 something males that want to appear tougher than they actually are. They believe it makes them seem more cutting edge and cooler than the average male. This guy is typically about 30, slightly balding, semi buff (but on the far side) living with several high school buddies and in a relatively dead end job. They may also be a small time drug dealer or bookie! They like to constantly relive the big "scores" of yesteryears and target chicks that are 20-22. Typical first names could be Chad, Chris, Tom, Eric, and Paul. Nicknames could include, Pipes, T-man, Pulli.

Hey man...Be careful tonight! That place will be filled with Knockoff Affliction Tee shirt wearing guys.

by Keeping it real 716 April 8, 2017

Waving Your Cervix

1) Having exaggerated pride or self-confidence about female sexuality.

2) Having or containing too much vaginal hubris

Damn girl, you think your so fuckin' hot constantly "waving your cervix" around.

by Sonny_Capone March 16, 2012

Wearing A Wire

The discovery of a woman with a tampon inserted - the discovery of a tampon string - When the tampon string is visible

1) Before the act of intercourse commences, the gentleman grazes his hand over the ladies labias and politely asks “Dearest maiden, are you wearing a wire?” As he digs deeper, he tugs on the ladies tampon string.
2) Yo my man! Check that stripper on the pole, she know she ain’t right for spreading that wide, bitch wearing a wire!

by CheddarBaeBiscuit June 2, 2018

Mask Wearing Syndrome

When people continually wear a face mask daily long after the coronavirus pandemic has been contained—when mask withdrawal causes them psychological pain rather than physical gain.

Guesstimate how many people worldwide suffer from mask wearing syndrome, who need to seek treatment for their withdrawal symptoms.

by MathPlus June 8, 2021