Weaving a yarn

1. Telling a dick story adventure.

2. Crop dusting to the right.

1. I was sitting around a camp fire, and talking about the time I had a threesome with two ghosts and my buddy Frank said "Shut the fuck up. You're just weaving a yarn!"

by Iron bone pony October 2, 2016

Weaving some yarn

This a when some long winded asshole won't stop telling some stupid story,usually wrapped around his/her self important ass.The tale they tell is dragged on to what seem like an eternity,but to them it's just good shit you are lucky to be hearing.These tall tales are a very common practice at a.a. and n.a. meetings,where as these places give "tools" a soapbox to stand on and preach.

The speaker at the meeting was weaving some yarn about his boring life.

by TVCAR March 4, 2010