Washdogs

When u find some unfunny shit the funniest fuckin thing in the universe for a small amount of time before realising that it aint funny

Bob: ah mate I just saw an old lady taking her dog for a walk where it took a shite and she just stuck an american flag in it, I had a full washdogs
Greg: noice

by Yaboibob March 1, 2020

Alpha-Wasted

above & beyond drunk. Out of body experience. Drunk to the point you cant control your self.

Foo last night I was so Alpha-Wasted I fucked Edgar's mom.

by drunkfoo88 January 17, 2011

Rockstar Wasted

When you are so drunk and high that you feel like a rockstar. Typically, this state of mind will encourage you to encourage girls to show you their breasts.

Charlie Sheen gets Rockstar Wasted

by greenninja2 April 3, 2011

CT Wasted

When you're so drunk that you wish you were white and more pretty. Also goes to visit a boy but forgets to open the door resulting in a collision. Maximum level of wasted right after blacking out.

That girl was CT wasted!!

by Wildebeast331 January 10, 2012

Kemp-wasted

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.

Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!

by Rw4747 December 31, 2013

ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.

Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.

by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017

chaz wasted

When a person reaches the level of intoxication that affect the ability to speak and form comprehensive sentences yet still remain entirely awesome and can hang all night like a boss. Getting so drunk that your mouth can't form the words in your head but you can still have a full conversation and entertain the party til the end.

We partied like rockstars all night and got chaz wasted.

by Drinking and knowing things July 12, 2018