Whale Wars

A dumb tv show where a bunch of incompetent hippies chase the Japanese whaling fleet and others in a futile effort to stop them from doing something that is not wrong or illegal in any way(there whales not people). They have no idea what they are doing at all and generally do dumb things like deliberately ramming other ships, trying to disable the propellers of other ships with ropes, driving through perilous ice fields with a ship that is not designed to drive through ice (which nearly destroys them), making a mess (ie throwing glass bottles, "stinky butter", and flour onto other ships), causing international incidents, illegally boarding other ships and getting decked then complaining about how their crew was taken "hostage", driving around the ocean with inadequate fuel supplies, lying, and generally agrivating the Japanese and others which usually just gets the hippies in trouble. In one episode they tried to interfere with the seal hunt, were boarded by the Canadian Coast Guard and arrested, also their ship was confiscated. They also like to exaggerate things for example the captain claims he was shot but it was just a piece of a flashbang thrown from a Japanese ship. The captain likes to shoot his mouth off on tv and is the least sane of the crew who do whatever he wants. Are bound to have something very bad happen to them if they persist. Please dont watch this show your life is too precious to be wasted on this (unless your watching it to laugh at them ;))

Whale Wars Sucks

by CoffeeForJaffer November 22, 2009

star wars rap

he told me enough he told me you killed him
well there something I must reveal then I'm your father I'm your father I'm your father....

ouuh why'd you slice off my hand ( part of the star wars rap) you can find the star wars rap video on www.funnyjunk.com

by fihi May 22, 2006

Star Wars

One of the things in which guys care about besides the 2 b's (Boobs and Beer)

"I want a robotic hand just like in Star Wars DAMN IT!"

by FAVNILA January 29, 2009

Dragonspires The Scroll Wars

A browser based MMORPG depicting a vast world. With a variety of npc monsters, items, weapons, armor, accessories and food. A fun way to kill time. Created by Christopher Howard Wolf AKA Motorhed.

I need a game I can play at work. I know I will play Dragonspires The Scroll Wars.

by Gone420 April 29, 2009

Chinatown Wars

One of the best DS Games ever, it got the highest rating for a DS game that was reviewed by critics. May even be better than The World Ends With You. Grand Theft Auto Chinatown Wars has multiplayer modes, just like Grand Theft Auto IV.

(Guy) hey man! did you buy grand theft auto chinatown wars yet? (Nerd) sorry homie, but my mom only lets me play The World Ends With You (Guy) that game sucks man. (Nerd) hey wa-i know.

by Dark_Ecl1ps3 August 5, 2009

Bidding Wars

A bidding war is a competition to be the highest bidder on an item. In real life interactions, a bidding war occurs all the time for women in the 18-26 age bracket, with endless amounts of love, attention, and money coming their way from hungry men. Ironically, these women are usually miserable, while any normal man experiencing that kind of bidding war on him for a couple of hours would be ecstatic.

Guy 1: Have you ever experienced the receiving end of Bidding Wars?
Guy 2: Once in my life. Four girls were fighting for me once in a bar. I felt like a complete king for about 2 minutes and 30 seconds. God I need a pussy.

by Eric Kazinsky January 13, 2016

Brown Star Wars

A turd of such epic proportions it has to be released in three installments. The first can stand on its own as a complete adventure. The second links to the first, but has a dark, inconclusive feel generating an air of foreboding and leaving itself wide open for an unknown ending. The final chapter has drama, excitement and moments where you think all is lost. A grand battle is waged where good overcomes evil and peace is restored in your gut.

Holy shit dude...sorry I was gone so long. I dropped a Brown Star Wars...

by Helgate June 16, 2009