warpingest

Damaged beyond repair or function; warped beyond usefulness; or throw-out-worthy.

The Tim Horton's cashier picked the warpingest paper tray for my three coffees and the long walk back to work.

by nightn3rd February 28, 2011

Warpainting

When you perform oral sex on a lady who is on her period. You finish and then look in the mirror to find you have blood smeared on your face. You resemble a warrior of ancient times who smeared blood on his face before battle.

Guy 1 - I went down on my girlfriend last night. Afterwards i realised i had blood all over my face.
Guy 2 - Aaaah you been Warpainting.

by Dan Spalke December 5, 2013

Warphan

Noun

1. A portmanteau of the words War + Orphan. It is the resulting offspring of a GI father who was killed in combat and a mother whom either died during child birth or was a civilian casualty.

A person who displays post traumatic stress disorder with elements of abandonment issues could be misclassified as a Warphan.

by billebllunt March 11, 2014

warpool

Prone to walk-ins when doing butt stuff.

My friend is a warpool, her mother figured this out first hand.

by Cam2639 March 23, 2016

Warped

When you are very excited to do an activity such as drinking, partying or getting high.

I am so warped to go out tonight its going to be mental. warpy warpitude WarpCity

by WarpSidious April 18, 2016

warped spokes

When she's done too much anal and her asshole looks like a twisted up bicycle wheel and got more wrinkles than a sharpei puppy

"That girl's taken so many dicks in her ass that she got warped spokes"

by SpunkTrumpeter104 April 1, 2017

Warped

When something or someone is ugly, stupid or strange.
When someone is a spazmoid

'oi mate Lola is warped'
'stop being so warped'

by kghervubjf May 20, 2017