Walnut

A person who uses intellectual buzzwords such as "cognitive dissonance," "strawman," or "ad hominem" to make themselves sound smarter than they really are when they cannot defend their own argument. Users of these words most often do not understand the actual meaning.

That's not cognitive dissonance, I just saw through the lines of your argument better than you did, you walnut.

by doggosarekewl February 5, 2017

Walnut on New Year's Eve

The most beautiful the absolute perfection. Even if they think they are flawed they are only more beautiful to you. Someone put into your life someone you want to keep around

Oh my gosh she is a walnut on New Year's Eve!

No way you are insane how did you find one??

by Olivier.C November 8, 2016

Walnut

Walnut is a funny and sweet guy, who will crack jokes. Most often, he always has your back and see's the good in you. He's a good friend if your sad or lonely.

gay Walnut is defined as gay

by Peepo123123 September 30, 2019

Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 1, 2018

walnut pie

Like a creampie, but when the man is extremely dehydrated, producing a dusty, brown, granular ejaculate.

"Doreen and I had sex last night, and I was so dehydrated I ended up giving her a walnut pie"

by St Catherine's House of Smut November 26, 2020

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

wally the walnut

May very and sizes. Can sometimes be mean has a good personality. Sometimes it gets ran over and cracks and wally the walnut will be dead. Sometimes Wally the walnut likes to watch I'm a goofy goober.

wally the walnut is a walnut. wally the Walnut is cool.

by Wally the walnut May 14, 2020