Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

womb ticket

A pregnancy test.

Bro, my ho done give me a womb ticket ...ain't no way that fuck trophy is mine.

by Ditto2458 May 17, 2020

Womb Fart

An insult a mother or father can use to call their child a mistake

damit jerry you never do the dishes and you sit on your ass all day you Womb Fart

by bobbybigbalIs July 6, 2021

Womb doom

When the dark cloud descends towards or during the time of their monthly hell (periods)

How was your day? "Well, Trevor, I could killed with my biro and don't even ask about that cunt in finance!! My womb doom is on high alert! I need wine, chocolate and a greasey ass take away NOW!!!!!!!!!"

by Claire0520 March 19, 2021

Womb gremlin

Child, most cherished one, offspring, baby, teenager, toddler

I love my little womb gremlin, everyday is a joy

by Barneycl81 March 5, 2021

Purple headed womb brush

The end of penis

He give me a good clean out with his purple headed womb brush

by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

The Womb Drop

The Womb Drop is executed when you can successfully drop a Pregnant Woman off a building, without killing the baby.

Hey man, me and Jerry finally finished The Womb Drop.

by Kairetro January 25, 2021