Oreo Volcano

When a man bends over, and shows his hairy ass. And then proceeds to poop a little. It looks like an oreo spewing out chocolate.

Woah man, check out Phil's oreo volcano!

by MaineHF August 6, 2011

Volcanoing

The name given to the occasion when, for whatever reason, your beverage fizzes or froths over the top of it's container.

"Dude, my beer is volcanoing!"

by CamiKaze August 3, 2007

Volcanus

Also known as a "barnacle." This sea creature makes home to a sharp and hard surface, in which it hides in while not feeding. The reason it is called a "Volcanus" is because it resembles a Volcano and a Anus at the same time. They cling to rocks, whales, sharks, and other ocean dwellings. Known for a high bacterial content, most SCUBA divers and snorkelers wear gloves when traversing underwater reefs to protect their hands from being cut. If cut by a Volcanus, the injury will not heal completely for a few weeks, thanks to the high bacteria percentage in the creatures hard surface.

(Volkilnos the Volcanus Voyeur invented the term.)

Damnit, I stepped on a Volcanus and it cut my foot as I tried to board Volcanus Island 1.

by "Sketchy" Mike September 17, 2007

nazi volcano

1. The act of bursting the head of your penis into the vagina of a jewish female; often to Anne Frank.

*A large amount of blood loss occurs to the male during a nazi volcano. Oftentimes surgery is requred afterwards.

"Hey Jean Claude, how's your new jewish girl friend?"
"she's great! I nazi volcano'd her last night."
"no way?"
"yes way, there was blood all up her vaginukkah"
"great job!"

by Mykel Warick April 19, 2010

Volcanoob

Say Vol-Kain-oob (from Volcano + noob)

A popular person who gets really fustrated at something new to them really easily and 'explodes' in anger at something within the new thing.

Person 1(P1) is playing Need for Speed Most Wanted on PS2 for the 1st time.

P1: Come on, Almost there....

Person 2 (P2) and Person 3 (P3) are watching P1 in the doorway.

P1: AAH, F***ING ROADBLOCK!!!

P2 to P3: Yep, he's a Volcanoob

by Revvhead September 4, 2006

Paisley Volcano

Involuntary expulsion of one's stomach contents, especially after a large meal of a variety of foods.

John was the paisley volcano again tonight. I told him seafood buffet and jello shots don't go together.

by riddmkidd September 26, 2011

Volcanic rim job

covertly coating ones tongue and then perfoming a rim job on the unknowing victim.

Shawn: So, I heard that paul got revenge on his girl.

Dave: How did he do that?

Shawn: He got her with a Volcanic rim job.

Dave: That's disgusting!!

by Dirty roomie February 24, 2009