89 vision

The act of being stoned

It was the best day of my life, I had the 89 vision.

by C wall March 25, 2007

meat vision

The ability to make anything made out of meat appear out of thin air, by just using rays from your eyes!

Johnny's mom quickly prepared a steak for him using her meat vision and a cleverly bent paperclip.

by epavan February 1, 2006

tunnel vision

restricted vision due to an excess amount of cocaine, ecstasy, or any other drug.

a- "i just blew an eight-ball in a half hour and i can't see right."
b- "you finally got tunnel vision. level up."

by pmdbwc January 23, 2007

18 visions

Kick ass metalcore band that kinda went soft but its ok they still rule.

dude i saw 18 visions last night, they fuckin rocked

by G Moore October 11, 2004

Pearl vision

Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard

Derek: Yo Maleek you get that waitress last night?
Maleek: Hell yea. I hit that shit behind the dumpster and gave her pearl vision!
Derek: Nice!!!

by Cupcake and Pig Farmer September 2, 2013

Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.

Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.

by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021

tumblr vision

Tumblr vision (noun):
1) To dedicatedly refuse to properly assess or analyse situations, assertions or opinions from anything other than one's own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.

2) The impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one's opinions. Symptoms are more severe in juveniles.

Person 1: That chick lost her shit at me man, all I did was hold a door open for her and say good morning.
Person 2: What the fuck is her problem?
Person 1: Apparently I'm being oppressive.
Person 2: You're a fucking doorman at a hotel.
Person 1: She's probably got tumblr vision.

by Johnny Fabrizio November 1, 2013