Viking Firetruck

When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.

"last night I gave Jennifer the viking firetruck."

by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020

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ass viking

gay guy who likes ass

last night, he was the ass viking, and i was the conquered slave...

by M>L>A April 9, 2009

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bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.

Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...

by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017

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It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023

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Fuck-ling Viking

A overweight man who bullies his peers and strangers, inferior in size to him.
Has the IQ of a mentally handicapped hamster, and lives in a poorly kept trailer.

"That Fuck-ling Viking grabbed my collar and threatened to beat me up if i don't give him my lunch!"
"OMG! That Fuck-ling Viking sat on my dog and killed it!"

by Salpex Suplex May 15, 2016

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