Verbal shart

An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.

She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.

by DE EM/IM June 12, 2020

Verbal Post-it

n. A verbal utterance, typically used as a memory trigger, and most often mistaken by someone within ear shot as conversation.

n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.

Sorry, I wasn't talking to you...I was leaving myself a verbal post-it!

by Mj0424 October 21, 2010

verbal diarrhea

the product that results when everything that issues from a person's mouth is a flood of wet runny shit.

I was looking in a magazine and there was an article of "things you can get for your loved ones this Christmas". There were the latest audio-books, movies, recorded speeches anthologies and then there was the recorded "works" of every Rush Limbaugh radio session to date. The writer referred to that as "verbal diarrhea". Honest!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 23, 2009

verbal rapability

the art of talking a female into getting anything you want, A mans skills at running game.

Based on my verbal rapability, she pays my bills, gives me her car, and let's me stay at her place all the time.

by joey f September 4, 2005

Verbal judo

The way of using words as weapons. A profient practicioner can cut a rival down without physical attack. Strings together profanity in a creative and interesting way.

Don't mess with a blackbelt of verbal judo.

by Tony666 April 20, 2009

verbal gonorrhea

1) a contagious inabilty to shut the fuck up, which easily spreads among the listeners.
Much like the white noise of teenage fans at a pop concert or the adult fans at a sports concert, except this disease has no rhyme or reason and then it seemingly stops for no particular reason. Usually there is one of two stragglers who try to keep the conversation going but the other peers no longer care.

Oh, here he comes again. If he starts his verbal gonorrhea again, lets just leave. I don't want to participate in his social experiment!

by Ethereal Mercenary October 26, 2010

Verbal pyrotechnics

Someone spitting some serious lyrics

'I got some serious verbal pyrotechnics from my missus last night'

by T-M March 27, 2008