Winter Vaseline

Vicks vaporub, a soothing, cooling lubricant.

Put some winter vaseline on those chapped bits.

by unholio February 6, 2026

penis butter and vagelly sandwich

a new way of referring to sex, in which the penis butter is a penis and vagelly is vagina and you put the two together and sandwich them between two bodies

Chad: hey babe wanna have sex?
Vanessa: you mean make a penis butter and vagelly sandwich?

by peanutbabe August 26, 2018

mouth full of vaseline

When one speaks to you with a lisp and you cannot decipher a word that they say. Or when a person spits uncontrollably and has a lisp. It is permissible to yell "vaseline" with a lisp and cut one of these lispers off.

Man, that guy with a lisp was talkin with a mouth full of vaseline. What the hell was he talking about?

by babypiratesnapchat2 June 24, 2023

Barones Siempre Vamuly Hacembre Barones

Barones Siempre Vamuly Hacembre Barones

Barones Siempre Vamuly Hacembre Barones

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

.9.Amtomto Vambelaz Tz Ike Itne Vtsalb.9.

.9.Amtomto Vambelaz Tz Ike Itne Vtsalb.9.

.9.Amtomto Vambelaz Tz Ike Itne Vtsalb.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025

.9.Vtsalb Itne Ike Tz Vambelaz Amtomto.9.

.9.Vtsalb Itne Ike Tz Vambelaz Amtomto.9.

.9.Vtsalb Itne Ike Tz Vambelaz Amtomto.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024