valley central

A school in where the ninth grade is filled with cartoony ass motherfuckers. There's dream stans, basic white bitches, incels, shitty athletes, it's an all around shithole.

"My dream in life is to drop out of Valley Central."

by VCsNobody September 6, 2021

Voice of the Valley

A "newspaper", published once or twice a week, mailed out 30 or 40 at a time to each and every single resident unlucky enough to be living withing a 25 mile radius of the 98038 area code, containing 4 month old news, an editorial from some old guy who thinks he knows what's the best way to handle current events yet is obviously not playing with a full deck of card, feature articles about someone's missing cow or which goat won best in show at the local hee-haw fair, and 90% advertising.

"Oh snap, our mailbox just exploded from the 10 Voice of the Valleys we just got. But wait! We finally get to know who the students of the month were 6 months ago!"

by VotVsuckslolrofl September 30, 2004

Valley gang

Originally valley girl gang, the phrase describes a friend group who not only do the exact same things but whose entire personality revolves around being each other's friend and mimicking their personalities. The don't necessarily look the same; however sometimes they are exact clones

Dave: Hey look it’s that girl you used to like
Jake: Yeah but not since she joined a valley gang

by bucketstime March 3, 2023

Keith valley

The worst school in the world with teachers who like little girls and kids who jerk off in the rest rooms and don’t clean their semen.

I went to Keith valley for 3 years, I have ptsd.

by Wyatt Tinari January 20, 2023

Valley Stream

Valley Stream is a some what large town located on Long Island, NY. Many people may consider it "ghetto" and full of "gangs", this information will vary from each person, as I DO NOT find it ghetto, still many do.

White Guy #1: I live in Valley Stream!
Friend: There are still white people in Valley Stream?

by Chuck McDuck October 17, 2008

otter valley

otter valley is gay

bro otter valley is gay

by kefferstien March 18, 2019

valley monkey

Referring to a person of Indian descent due to the geographical nature of their homeland being a giant valley. Valley monkeys are known to be exporters of carpets, magical carpets, and tigers.

Shopper 1: Hey where can I get a flying carpet like Aladdin had?
Shopper 2: Let's go to that Indian store.
Shopper 1: Oh, you mean that one owned by that valley monkey?
Shopper 2: Yeah, that one.

by Kookookachoomrmagoo October 17, 2011