fumble unit

a word that you call your friends if they are being really dumb

oi tahlia.. jessica is the biggest fumble unit

by maddiii.mae May 17, 2016

Blue Unit

A can of Busch Light: one of the worst beers on the planet according to BeerAdvocate. It is customary to bring, an absurd amount of, your own Blue Units to any and all family gatherings and drink them by yourself. Begin the beer drinking session by shaking a family member's hand "New Melle Woodcutters style". Continue to drink the Blue Units until you start beginning new sentences half way through the sentence you're currently on during conversation. Do not finish drinking the Blue Units until they are all consumed.

Hey Garrett look, Bob brought a personal cooler of Blue Units to Thanksgiving. Let's watch him pound them all and start telling weird stories that he doesn't finish.

by FakeShizupple December 15, 2016

astronomical unit

roughly the distance between the Earth and the Sun

The distance between the ISS and the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.

by ?mypseudonym? April 23, 2020

Jovule unit

A Jovule unit is the standard unit of measure for measuring units.

Person 1: How many jovule units is that? Person 2: I don't know, ask ivan.

by Spewangeman July 21, 2021

Hand Unit

The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”

Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.

by iamoftheschitter December 28, 2021

Ethanol Consumption Unit

This is what Oxford and Cambridge Candidates call a beer bong

May I take part in downing a hearty pint of ale in your Ethanol Consumption Unit

by Fwaaanks December 1, 2011

Hauck Unit

The ghettoist gayngsters in Genevea. Composed of Oliver, D-pak, and Terence. All have penis sizes of less than 3 nm (10 to the power of minus 9). Oliver the leader raps about as good as a walking cock hole.

Hauck Unit

by Vincent December 16, 2003