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AKA UG; The Pit; Russian-servers-are-located-here!; Kensai's Dungeon; Hell; HEEEEEEY!!

A community that will overtake 4Chan one day. Needless to say, UG is a pretty awesome website. It's filled with video lessons, tablature, reviews and Guitar Pro files that will teach you how to be an aspiring guitarist, probably better than douchebags like Lil Wayne UG has also installed widgets for members so if you check them out, they are so rad (wow, I sound like a chav)

UG is also popular for one thing: The Pit, where all 14-year olds, who are regular fappers and have no life at all (I just kid..) The Pit is seriously weird but you'll seem to like every user that you'll see, unless you're a girl. It is filled with every meme possible and ridiculous news. If you're addicted to the Pit, you're called a Pit Monkey - idk wtf that means.
BOY 1: Dude, wtf should we do now?
BOY 2: Idk...
BOY 1: How about fapping?
BOY 2: No, let's visit Ultimate-Guitar.com
BOY 1: You're no f*cking guitarist
BOY 2: =D
by gavz_verdikt August 7, 2009
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The Ultimate.

A rare breed that travels among the humans, blending into their society by taking on their appearance. Many people consider Chuck Norris to be one of the Ultimates, but he cannot even compare to an Ultimate. An Ultimate is what created the Titans, which created the Gods. An Ultimate can ignite the polar ice-caps Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door, but an Ultimate can slam Chuck Norris. An Ultimate knows all the names of the people in Anonymous. An Ultimate beats all the worlds records in the first hour of his day....everyday.

An Ultimate bleeds liquefied diamond. An Ultimate rolls his eyes at the phrase "Rome wasn't built in a day", as if that's something difficult for an Ultimate to do.

The Ultimate are not born through the womb of a human. Their origin is unknown, one can only know when an Ultimate is coming when they see a shooting star.

One of the religious icons known as Jesus Christ is famous for walking on water; little does the religious group know that Jesus learned it from an Ultimate.

Adamantium is the closest thing that the human race can think of that is almost comparable to being as strong as an Ultimates skeleton.

An Ultimate can freeze the sun and breathe in open space, we are the top dog, we are all seeing, you may be king of the hill, but we ARE the hill, and we can break in half at any moment, swallowing you and crushing you instantly; we are the elite race, we are the strongest breed, we are amazing, we are immortal. We are.....Ultimate.
Example 1:

The person: *watching dragonball z* WOW! Goku's such a beast!!! how does someone get slammed in a mountain 50 times, shot by beams of incinerating raw energy, and struck in all vital bodypoints by thousands of pounds of pressure and still survive????

The Ultimate.: It's not that hard...

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Example 2

The person: Did you hear their evacuating the country? A tornado the size of Texas is expected to destroy it all to dust?

The Ultimate: *gets hang glider*
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Example 3

The person: Damnit this email gave my computer a virus! Now I gotta pay a hundred dollars to geeksquad!

The Ultimate: *opens the email on his computer, causing the creator of the virus to spontaneously combust*
by Anima Mundi September 3, 2011
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Ultimate BackShots

Ultimate BackShots is when a fucking your girl And You realize she has them back dimples and you place your thumb on them sexy motherfuckas and just start Pounding from behind
Aye Josh I gave yo Girl some Ultimate BackShots Last Night
by ULTIMATE 8 BLOCKER April 23, 2020
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Ultimate cock rock

Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.
Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.
by Misfit December 18, 2003
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ultimate jackass

to do something so stupid that you lose your life.
Timothey Treadwell was the ultimate jackass when he became lunch meat for the brown bears at Katmai National Park
by Kajoe September 4, 2006
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Ultimate Manliness

Someone whose manliness is of a considerably vast level of superiority.
Blake is a prime example of ultimate manliness because of his ability to be ultimately manly.
by Blake, yes... Blake March 14, 2009
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Ultimate Douchebag

The term refers to a guy who has more than one of the objects listed:

A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above

An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:

A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above
Alana: See that guy with the tribal tattoo and Ed Hardy shirt?
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.
by kkmay93 September 15, 2009
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