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Told

count (the individuals or group members).
The shepherd told all his sheep.
by Arminkshipper June 22, 2024
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Twilde

A feeling of quirky and weirdness but in a pleasant way. Can be a person too.
I think John Cena has a huge audience because he is twilde and entertaining.
by Rico Demars May 4, 2024
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TWOTD

The Word Of The Day is TWOTD
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Told you so

It would be helping if you weren't a retard....
Hym "Cus it looks like the thing I said... You know how rare that is? Isn't that rare? For a teenager to develop a form of schizophrenia? Doesn't schizophrenia usually not develop until people are in their 20s?"

A fucking retard "PeOpLe ArE gRiEvInG!"

Hym "They wouldn't be grieving if you weren't a fucking retard and you did the words I said properly! I said several things that would have stopped that and you were too fucking retarded to do it right. That's what this is. You don't want to have to admit you're being a bitch about your kid and your fat cock and you being a filth slut so not with want me being right to not translate to any material gain for me... But YOU... Are a retarded bitch! So why should what you want to happen... Happen? I'M not a retarded bitch! The other guy did the words I said and the AI works now! The OTHER guy did the words I said and is a multimillionaire. YOU want you to be right in the absence of you actually being right so you can continue to be a bitch about your kids whenever you feel like it without anybody being able to say anything about it. And you're doing that because you're a retarded bitch. Stop being a retard-bitch, bitch. I did told you so. We aren't going to sit here and pretend I didn't. I was and it does. End of discussion."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Twolve/Dosce/Deuxze/Zweilf

Twolve/Dosce/Deuxze/Zweilf
A number of alcoholic drinks consumed, somewhere between 2 & 12.

"Hi honey, how many have you had"
"Twolve"
In Spanish
"Dosce"
In French
"Deuxze"
In German

"ZWEIlf"
Twolve/Dosce/Deuxze/Zweilf
A number of alcoholic drinks consumed, somewhere between 2 & 12.

"Hi honey, how many have you had"
"Twolve"
In Spanish
"Dosce"
In French
"Deuxze"
In German

"ZWEIlf"
by Bezaldinhio July 13, 2025
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Twolegplace

They didn't seem like cats from the forest, but they reeked of the Twolegplace.
by thewarriorcatsdictionary. February 18, 2026
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ro-told

The act of spontaniously recalling a story or event and then feeling it neccecary to explain it to the initial audience using linguistics, and then part way through realizing its irelevency or the fact that no one gives a shit.
Guy 1 -"OH GUYS! You should have seen this time my cat got an ear infection!"

Guy 2 - "Shut the fuck up, were playing beer pong"

Girl 1 - "Nice Ro-Told faggot, no one cares"
by Republican Jesus March 3, 2009
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