Twit

a cover u so you don't say twat in front of your Christian bartender.

Becky's such a tw... Twit

by your local Christian bartender November 2, 2019

Twit storm

Using Twitter to vent, rage, rant; throw a hissy fit, go on a shit storm.

You got to see the Twit storm this guy throwing here.

by romeck December 1, 2019

Twit

Eden

What a twit Eden is

by PoppyBro79 October 22, 2020

twit wiggit

(noun): a person who bites directly into a Kit Kat instead of breaking it off into bars like a normal person.

Biting into a Kit Kat is a first degree twit wiggit offense.

by itsyaboyjackhere June 7, 2018

Twit

the name of a person who performs a jerk action or an offensive joke

damn, your such a twit

by name calling December 2, 2019

twit

a absolute moron of a person

Charlie is such a twit

by qmskoycseiulbtwdulkbgtefu March 30, 2017

twitness

Someone present during a crime who is too stupid or unaware to be a reliable reporter of what he saw.

Ripping off a loony-bin is easier than at most other business-establishments because a lot of those present would just be twitnesses.

by QuacksO September 19, 2020