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Tweaker

A fascinating being indeed. Mainly nocturnal creatures, although some have evolved into Day-Walkers. They emerge from hiding from your Cousin's shed out back when the sunsets to pillage for supplies. You can usually identify one of these Cro-magnon humans by their lack of front teeth, entire bodies covered in sores and scabs, and missing minimum 1 digit on either hand. Forget rational communication with these things. They stammer with unintelligible rhetoric that usually relates to Seth Rollins being their favorite WWE wrestler, the one time They had to “bitch” slap their step dad or finally...they are at the local corner store walking around aimlessly in the parking lot.

Tweakers are among the most resilient animals known, with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.

They can get by with out nourishment and sustenance for extended amounts of time provided Crystal Meth is in abundance. Some of these have learned basic chemistry skills in order to only blow up the house around the corner from your children's school.

The highest concentrated population of Tweakers resides in the friendly community of Wood River, Illinois. A refining town in the midwest 20 miles from St. Louis, Missouri.
Bill- What was all that commotion and ruckus down at the Rocket Shop?

Ted- A tweaker doused himself and his girlfriend in gasoline and set themselves ablaze.

Bill- oh. Sounds about right....What a dick!
by UnbiasedHater19 July 25, 2019
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Treader

A fat person, someone very fat (you can use this word if you don’t wanna call someone fat to their face just say “your a fucking treader)
“Yo look a that treader over there!” 😂
by Princess Pussy xox October 6, 2019
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tweaker 12

Tweaker 12, are the cops that have to constantly deal with crack heads, and tweakers. These brave men and women are busy all night, and day responding to reports of tweakin.
Ron-“This is some quality tina, make sure tweaker 12 doesn't catch you talking to the asparagus again” Billy-“I swear the veggies were trying to start a riot!”
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Tweaker scout

So one who looks out for the trap house
Hey it's your turn to be the tweaker scout
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tweakeritus

When you try to fix what aint broken now it's fucking broken.
Got a bad case of tweakeritus while fixing the flashlight that used to work until I tried fixin it.
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Tweakerism

Forehead light is full on tweakerism
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Tweaker dick

A male who uses regularly meth and is usually a douchebag. Other men cannot stand tweaker dicks because they usually will steal your drugs and your lawnmower.
Randy says: have fun with your tweaker dick boyfriend.
by Sexistunna88 January 2, 2021
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