Turd nozzle 

One who excels in areas of douchebaggery A dork of monumental proportion.

"hey, my girlfriend is such a turd nozzle!"

Turd nozzle by Airlats September 10, 2011

Turd Glob

When you nut in a girls ass, the morning after she has to shit out a certain type of turd, a turd glob.

“I was on the toilet all morning getting rid of the turd glob brewing inside of me all night.”

Turd Glob by MeatMaster3 November 3, 2019

turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

turd monkey by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

turd licker

one who places the tongue upon shit

the neighbors dog left a steamer on the lawn which prompted the turd licker to have a taste

turd licker by scart July 11, 2003

turd buncher 

One who bunches turds, generally used to evoke feelings of insultation.

"The Poopsmith is a turd buncher."

turd buncher by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006

turd catcher

A tissue or piece of toilet paper placed on the water in the toilet used to prevent the water from splashing up your ass while taking a dump.

Wow if I hadn't used a turd catcher, I would have had to take a shower after that dump.

Oh my God! I definitely should have used a turdcatcher on that one.

turd catcher by NIGHTWALKER July 30, 2008

turd stew 

When you shit, piss, and cum in a girl's mouth and use your dick as ladle to stir up the delicious soup.

Jenny just ate a fresh bowl of my turd stew!

turd stew by the gordano September 14, 2010