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Trumpadour

1) Donald Trump's hairstyle. 2) Any awkward looking hair style or hairline that defies logic and or good taste.
Bill: Damn! You get a new "do"?

Tom: Yep. You think chicks will dig it?

Bill: Not with that Trumpadour you got going there.
by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011
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Trump Hair

When a person has hair like a fucking birds nest. (Can also be used as a Verb. Ex: To get Trump Haird by your barber.)
"Is that chick hot? Or is it the alcohol speaking?" "No way, man. She has total Trump Hair"
by ChickenMittens May 10, 2015
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Trumpbag

1. When someone is a douchebag to you because of your race, sexuality, or family wealth. 2. When someone judges you badly about who your voting for.
!. He is a real trumpbag about me being bi. 2. He is such a trump bag, I'm voting for Hillary
by dubstep_slice_gaming October 5, 2016
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Trump Handshake

To grab a woman by the vagina regardless of consent. See cupping
My boy Robert's going to court because he gave Becky a trump handshake.
by SquiuqS December 30, 2016
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trumpanzee

A filthy, chimeric beast with the form of a human being but with an irrational, violent mind closer to a wild primate, resulting from an aberrant social experiment from 2016 to 2020, in which ordinary hillbillies and their diaspora were conditioned employing a tsunami of deliberate misinformation that altered their perceptions, along with intellectual and empathetic capacity.

Donald John Trump, a former New York reality-show host and known sociopath, was the primary source and channel for the misinformation, which resulted in his election to the office of President. During his term of office, he tested the trance-like loyalty of his subjects with ever more degrading and humiliating acts (see communion, diaper), culminating in a homicidal trumpanzee insurrection on January 6, 2021, against Congress as they certified the electoral college ballots from the 2020 general election, which Trump lost by nearly 8 million votes.

Despite intensive investigation, scientists are unsure if the trumpanzee conditioning can be reversed, as there appears to be permanent brain damage.
Ordinary citizen 1: Watch out, that trumpanzee is about to charge.
Ordinary citizen 2: No problems. That's why god gave us bear spray.
by Tjanvier January 7, 2022
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trump

i blow my trump
by sufrin on sunday November 4, 2016
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trumpanzee

a blind Trump supporter who gets triggered just by the mention of Trump in bad light. similar to SJW's of the right-wing.
"Wow! There are so many dislikes on this YouTube video"
"Dude, this video critical of Trump. It must be the work of the Trumpanzees"
by sader June 11, 2017
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