tractor

big man with many metal

tractor

by hbihgfdsasdfghjk July 6, 2021

Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 21, 2021

the tractor pull

During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his or her anal cavity tightly and immediately starts running, thus dragging the giver around.

How dare he do the tractor pull on me!? I have a bad knee and now, I have a broken dick!

by Doozy pozy November 18, 2017

Chelsea Tractor

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

by pseudochorus December 24, 2022

r u a tractor

something you say when someone is talking about their home life.

My Friend: I am so annoyed with my brother he is s...
Me: r u a tractor

by QUinn YodEr December 13, 2018

run thru me like a tractor

you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.

I was talking to Connor and damn that boy is so fine. I want him to run thru me like a tractor

by yaboitrent October 30, 2020

Milk tractor

A woman holding so much cum it puts weight on her

Bro, Jessica is such a Milk tractor

by Novanir July 16, 2021