Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

by Topeted January 12, 2014

Topeka tumbler

When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack

Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.

by SirJZ28 June 23, 2015

Tarpeggios

Tar-Pej-Jee-Ohs A cappella artisans, known for bringing a good time wherever they go,

whether on-stage or at the after party.

Example: Wow, I just saw a bunch of tarpeggios perform, and they had some moves with that melody! It was like they turned that a cappella concert into a pitch party!

by PlayaB123 June 22, 2016

TordEdd

One of the gay ships of eddsworld and for some reason there are hardly any shippers of this kawaii ship
Also MOST TomTord shippers want to crush this ship

TordEdd shipper: do you ship TordEdd?
Person: what's TordEdd?
TordEdd shipper: it's a ship between Tord and Edd

Person: :P oki

by Im _Fandom_trash June 23, 2017

tarpeedle

Entering a drug induced mode, in which the parameters are so well-defined, that the ability to distinguish between reality and delusion becomes negligible.

After Henry's wife left him, he lit his secret stash and tarpeedled into a delusion in which he had married his wife.

by Ahcropanix November 24, 2017

tore a burger

When you are having anal sex (predominately applied to man-on-man intercourse) and the size of your penis causes the person's rectum to tear and start bleeding, like when the juices of a rarely cooked burger leaks out between two buns.

Paul: Hey Don, I heard you hooked up with Jake the other day. Y'all gonna see each other again?

Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.

Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!

by AJKazooie August 25, 2019

Toppen Camparus

The motherfuckers who play ranged toplaners in league of legends and camp you out

Hey did you know that someone on my friend list is a Toppen Camparus?
Unfriend him please.

by Msmote June 11, 2020