Shetland Toss

To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.

Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.

by scf27 October 2, 2007

toss your tacos

to vomit, to barf, to puke, to throw up, to honk, to chunder

I was making out with her while you were tossing your tacos in the bathroom. (toss your tacos)

by theodorsinho April 22, 2008

tootsie roll fruit cup

The second best insult to be used on a city boy or hockey player. Indicates they are both soft (like a tootsie roll) and gay (like a fruit cup). Thus calling them soft and gay in one phrase. As seen in Letterkenny problems on Youtube, a series of comedy skits about small town life problems.
The first best insult is ten ply.

Guy 1- Ladies love the flow, bro.
Guy 2-Buddy the only thing ladies love is when you quit talking.

Guy 1 - What'd you say.
Guy 2- You heard me. Buddy your softer than a "tootsie roll fruit cup"

by andrewn September 17, 2013

Pussy Ring Toss

When girls try to throw their pussies at men who they perceive to have a reason to be the object of Pussy Ring Toss. This could be anything from the men having large amounts of money, to being in a famous or infamous rock band, to rappers, actors, athletes, to men who are rumored to have large penises. Based on the backyard ring toss game.

Girl #1: Did you see all the girls playing Pussy Ring Toss near the Tour Bus?

Girls #2: Yeah, the Tour Manager was checking IDs making sure the Pussy Ring Tossers were old enough to play then only the hottest of the hotties were allowed on the bus.

by sarasplayroom.com February 1, 2010

Tootsie Roll Stroll

noun.

1. During sexual intercourse, the moment when the man's penis slips out of the woman's vagina and passes against the anus. He proceeds to slide it in without any objection. He is now performing anal sex, & strolling down her brown hole.

2. Casual anal sex

Trevor: Man, had a really great night with my girlfriend last night.

Alex: Sounds lame, Trev.

Trevor: No, dude. She finally take that Tootsie Roll Stroll.

Alex: Damn, T. Great night indeed!

by maximillion September 3, 2013

Toss your chicken under a blanket

To perform irreparable damage on one's own reputation through foolish actions and/or behavior.

"Who did Clark bring back to his room?"

"I think that gross chick with the red and purple hair"

"Might as well toss your chicken under a blanket!"

"Right?!"

by ChiefFireball July 29, 2014

Tooshin’

Why is u tooshin’

Ricardo: Man ughhhhhh I wanna go to the park pleaseee moans*
Guy: why is u tooshin’

by gurpoop October 6, 2020