tolstab

v.) to tolstab someone; when a person stabs another person on/in the buttocks with a variety of objects

Derived from the unspeakable acts of an individual at a summer camp.

Dude, I got tolstabbed so bad last night I have a scratch!
I tolstabbed my buddy today and broke my finger.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to tolstab you! (Oh no!!)

by thetolstabber August 17, 2008

toolessness

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.

One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.

by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

tooletry

Noun; The practice of being a tool.

Brad worked out at the gym for 5 hours. He enjoys gazing at himself and flexing in the mirror. He is on no athletic team and has no athletic ability. He simply enjoys building his body, but still sucks at it. He was displaying tooletry

example 2: Sarah doesn't want a boyfriend who enjoys tooletry.

by Not tools February 22, 2011

Tool Belt

A man who is a Tool, who then fathers a son who becomes a Tool.

Look at that old guy tanning with his son, what a total tool belt

by Sgt. Sack Attack June 13, 2011

Toolbar Mold

The inexplicable accumulation of free toolbars on a rarely used browser (usually Internet Explorer) that obscures most of the screen when you open a window.

This is caused by programs that make money by including toolbars with their software (like Yahoo Messenger) which takes advantage of people too lazy to read the installer.

Friend using their other friend's computer: Geez, why do you have so many toolbars on your browser? I can't see!

Other friend: Oh, yeah, that browser has some toolbar mold I haven't cleaned up yet. Use Chrome or something.

by Silver Griffin December 11, 2012

Toolby

A most amazing feline, white an an angels wings.

Donnas cat is The prettiest Toolby around.

by melodypops April 14, 2020

Phone Tool

A phone tool is a Man/Women that is always on the phone to seem inporntant that actually seem like meaningless fucks that kind of look retarted.

Austyn Spaulding: Hey dude why is your dad on the phone so much.
R.J: I have no idea
Austyn Spaulding: He is a totall phone tool

by Austyn Spaulding June 29, 2010