From the stonerous 'Toke' and the pervertous 'stroke'
a toke and stroke is the act of masterbaiting after recently smoking (or toking for you less ghetto people) this usually only happens when one smokes alone.
a toke and stroke is the act of masterbaiting after recently smoking (or toking for you less ghetto people) this usually only happens when one smokes alone.
"yo dude i was bored as hell to i got my bong out and did a toke and stroke"
"tommy is fucked up, right after we finished off the blunt he went into his room and did a toke and stroke"
"tommy is fucked up, right after we finished off the blunt he went into his room and did a toke and stroke"
by weed smoke toker May 10, 2010
Get the Toke and Stroke mug.“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a catchphrase from the role-playing video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim which inspired the snowclone phrasal template “I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee.”
In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the town guard non-player characters (NPCs) repeated “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” when the player walks near them.
The restating of such a specific story over and over again by so many different guards caused it to be noticed by players, who then proceeded to post about it in gaming forums and image boards.
In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the town guard non-player characters (NPCs) repeated “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” when the player walks near them.
The restating of such a specific story over and over again by so many different guards caused it to be noticed by players, who then proceeded to post about it in gaming forums and image boards.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to give a fuck, then I took an arrow in the knee.
I used to give a fuck, then I took an arrow in the knee.
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To screw up, break, or destroy something. Usually relating to a stupid reason. A fuck-up or major blunder.
"tooefed," or "tooef'd," pronounced toof'd
To screw up, break, or destroy something. Usually relating to a stupid reason. A fuck-up or major blunder.
"tooefed," or "tooef'd," pronounced toof'd
I just tooefed my job and got fired by stalking the boss's pregnant daughter. Now I just cryfap in the corner of my basement apartment all day.
I tooefed my computer by dropping it off of my balcony.
I tooefed my car by pulling out into oncoming traffic without looking! ohnoes.
I tooefed my computer by dropping it off of my balcony.
I tooefed my car by pulling out into oncoming traffic without looking! ohnoes.
by teh dub August 13, 2009
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Someone who exchanges whore services in exchange for arcade tokens, such as the one's you used to use at Chuck-E-Cheese.
Someone who exchanges whore services in exchange for arcade tokens, such as the one's you used to use at Chuck-E-Cheese.
"Let's take these old Chuck-E-Cheese arcade tokens over to the token whore behind the dumpster. Sounds more like "Fuck-E-Cheese" to me!
by McTones October 26, 2013
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