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Toke and Stroke

From the stonerous 'Toke' and the pervertous 'stroke'

a toke and stroke is the act of masterbaiting after recently smoking (or toking for you less ghetto people) this usually only happens when one smokes alone.
"yo dude i was bored as hell to i got my bong out and did a toke and stroke"

"tommy is fucked up, right after we finished off the blunt he went into his room and did a toke and stroke"
by weed smoke toker May 10, 2010
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Took an Arrow in the Knee

“I Took an Arrow in the Knee” is a catchphrase from the role-playing video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim which inspired the snowclone phrasal template “I used to X, then I took an arrow to the knee.”

In The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, the town guard non-player characters (NPCs) repeated “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.” when the player walks near them.

The restating of such a specific story over and over again by so many different guards caused it to be noticed by players, who then proceeded to post about it in gaming forums and image boards.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

I used to give a fuck, then I took an arrow in the knee.
by luv-xoxo December 15, 2011
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Token

A small, flat, round piece of metal or plastic that can sometimes be used instead of money.
"Mom, I need more fucking tokens, buy me more."
"Go fuck yourself, Billy, you were an accident."
by good man jesus January 16, 2016
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toke

To take a drag or puff of a marijuana joint/spliff.
by Rep August 24, 2004
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toked it

I toked up like crazy at my cousin's place this weekend!
by TFS February 19, 2005
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tooef

verb:

To screw up, break, or destroy something. Usually relating to a stupid reason. A fuck-up or major blunder.

"tooefed," or "tooef'd," pronounced toof'd
I just tooefed my job and got fired by stalking the boss's pregnant daughter. Now I just cryfap in the corner of my basement apartment all day.

I tooefed my computer by dropping it off of my balcony.

I tooefed my car by pulling out into oncoming traffic without looking! ohnoes.
by teh dub August 13, 2009
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Token whore

Noun

Someone who exchanges whore services in exchange for arcade tokens, such as the one's you used to use at Chuck-E-Cheese.
"Let's take these old Chuck-E-Cheese arcade tokens over to the token whore behind the dumpster. Sounds more like "Fuck-E-Cheese" to me!
by McTones October 26, 2013
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