Steel Toed

When a person is steel toed, they are a person who shows up to an event, running late and of course wearing the incorrect shoes for the job. This person will end up appearing as a douche in front of a large group of people.

Guy 1:Hey where is joe?
Guy 2: Ah.. he is running probably late.

Joe: Hey guys what did i miss?

Guy 1: hey joe, where are your boots?

Joe: AH..garsh..i forgot again..

Guy 2: HAHA look its steel toed JOE!

Guy 1: Or should I say steel CHODE joe!!

by dnart November 2, 2009

not today

When you call this scary number and it says your number has been logged and traced

"Your number has been logged and traced"-Phone
"Heard you say NOT TODAY *Ends call*"-Me

by ......................no November 20, 2017

how r u today

How R U today? is the strapline for the young people's website CyberMentors.org.uk

CyberMentors are young people trained by the charity Beatbullying to support and assist their peers online. So if you want to talk to someone your own age about a problem, visit cybermentors.org.uk

How r u today?

im gd fanks!

How r u today?
im nt so gd - I need 2 tlk 2 sum1 pls

by DesignGenius September 26, 2009

thedailychicken

A great blog about chickens. Definitely check it out

Hope: omg what’s that amazing blog called?
Person 2: @thedailychickenn

by Chowcrossing1 November 9, 2018

Toedie

Someone who is all around rude and disrespectful with long yellow toenails.

Toedie is fucking foul.

by Toedieunite March 25, 2019

TEDA

This is a dreamland on earth that explorers in Asia have been looking for centuries, but none of any expeditions has ever succeeded. Finally, in 1979, a legendary team of Chinese pinpointed its location at somewhere near Tianjin. This is a heaven for all races, a place that is the symbol of peace, freedom, and future.

MG: have you heard of the girl named Lu? She is an angle from a place called TEDA.
Feng: you gotta be kidding me? TEDA? You mean the miracle dreamland TEDA?

by Magnessium August 8, 2019

Toeage

The length and thickness of a toe.

When you want to describe how big of a toe the toe is but you can’t find the right word to describe it.

*someone shows their toe*
“Wow that is a substantial amount of toeage right there.”

by toesforeveyone October 23, 2019